My Drunken Starcom: Fixed

The hull thrummed beneath my palms, a lazy, hiccuping heartbeat that had been driving me half-mad for a week. The Starcom’s diagnostics danced like drunken fireflies across the console—warnings blurred into nonsense, sensors hiccupped, and the navigation matrix kept apologizing in tones that suggested embarrassment rather than error codes. It had started as a whisper of misalignment, then escalated into a